Internet Privacy Judge: “Mr. Ragland, please raise your right hand and affirm the following.”
*Raises right hand*
Internet Privacy Judge: “Do you swear not to abuse, misuse, spam, or sell the information and emails of your subscribers?”
Me: “I do”
Ok, to be serious, I hate spam and overly sales-y emails and pitches as much as you. If you ever feel like you’re not getting value out of my emails and content, there’s an easy unsubscribe button at the bottom of each message.
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